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Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same , the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, “it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct…leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a Divine Being, which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting, “Oh, My God.”

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY “A” IN THE CLASS.

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Interrogating a hostile witness is like proposing marriage. You want to get it right the first try. So you don’t settle until you find the perfect spot. You take special care to set the right ambiance and set the mood. And then you wait for the best moment to pop the question.

When you realize that an operation is compromised, that your enemies are on the move, you’re on the clock. You have to move as fast as you can to contain the damage and harden your defenses before it’s too late. Sometimes you make it in time, and sometimes you don’t. When you work in intelligence, the worst feeling in the world is knowing nothing. Being caught in something you don’t begin to understand, because it’s not the enemy you see that gets you. It’s the one you don’t.

To tail someone, you need both skill and instinct. You need skill because the driving is tough; you can’t get too close and you can’t drift too far away. You can’t go too fast or too slow. You need instinct because every turn, every lane change, every bridge raises the risk of being seen. Anyone can be trained to follow a car, but it takes good instincts to know when it’s time to stop following.

Spies make great neighbors; they’re polite, they keep the lawn trim, and they never crank up the music at night. They don’t stand out, because they don’t want to be found. So if you’re hunting for a covert operative and all you’ve got to go on are the names of a few dozens suspects, you’re out of luck… unless you know where to look.

Spend a career in covert ops and you’re going to know some bad people. You’ll work with them, you’ll live with them, you might even trust your life with them. But none of that makes them your friend. It can’t. Because one day, you might have to end them.

Dealing with a trained operative is like playing chess with a master. Dealing with criminals, on the other hand, is like playing checkers with a three-year-old: they like to change the rules.

When meeting a covert operative for the first time, the arrangements can tell you a lot: if they give you a map and a photo, they trust you; a place and a time, they want to check you out before they make contact; a cryptic clue like “tidy pelican”, they’ve just got an irritating sense of humor.

Making yourself invisible when you need to is a crucial skill for a covert operative; it sounds exotic but it’s not like there’s a super-secret move they teach you at spy school that allows you to vanish into thin air. Often it’s just a matter of quick thinking, fast feet, and strong fingers.

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